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Beach Boi

Come on in, the waters fine.

This 3' x 6' beach towel is emblazoned with the purest and most potent of sexual effigies. This boi is just begging to be laid out and laid on.

Grab the towel or print (with or without speedo) and take you time getting to know one another.

Jump In

Dumb Bitch Juice

Wisdom is overrated.  Keep out of reach of people trying to get their life together.

Feeling burdened by common sense? Tired of learning from your mistakes? Maybe you're full of it and whatever it is, is really fucking dumb.

Let everyone know just how blind you are to the red flags and just how room temperature your IQ really is with a Dumb Bitch Juice Mug or Sticker.

Or maybe grab yourself a Dumb Bitch Crap Tote Bag for all the stupid fucking shit you have to take with you wherever you end up, idiot.

Click Me, Stupid

Peepee Box Logo Hoodie

Urine for a treat.

The gold standard and flushing out the haters, this hoodie is number one in comfort, made to make a splash and go with the flow. You’re done taking the piss. You’re done holding it in. It’s time to mark your territory and relieve yourself of the dry fashion norms with this lid lifting drip.

Pee the change you want to see in the world.

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Peepee Box Logo Hoodie

Urine for a treat.

The gold standard and flushing out the haters, this hoodie is number one in comfort, made to make a splash and go with the flow. You’re done taking the piss. You’re done holding it in. It’s time to mark your territory and relieve yourself of the dry fashion norms with this lid lifting drip.

Pee the change you want to see in the world.

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Derpy Morning Mug

A white ceramic mug with a black interior and handle that will fit perfectly in your hands.

The glossy finish and eye-catching color contrast is sure to impress everyone at the office.

"I don't have many little fetishes, but the one I do have is I like a particular mug to drink out of. It's just a Derpy Morning Mug, and I get very upset if my husband moves it."

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The Strokin' Series

Sometimes a good stroke is all you need.

The ultimate drip for the artsy flirts who aren't afraid to get a little messy.

Whether you prefer a slow and steady technique or something with a fast and furious flourish, this shit provides the perfect aesthetic for jorkin' yer peanitz.


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ButtStuff T-Shirt

Bold. Honest. Caked up.

For those of us who aren’t afraid of clapping back or taking it all in. Perfect for back door philosophers, late night therapy sessions, and getting to the bottom of things. This brand spanking new shirt offers a cushion push and style anyone can get behind.

Make every cheeky exit a grand entrance.

"A simple life is good for me. I don't need a whole lot. For me, a Butt Stuff T-Shirt, no pants, barefoot on a beach, and I'm happy."

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